Funny sms

In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy FARAZ
Jis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha Hota Hy












" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",
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"Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",
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"Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!
Taaliyan

"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.










Shiekh mehman se;
Thanda peo ge ya garm
Mehman;
Dono...
Shiekh;
Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le a
hahahaha




















Teachr:
Pakistan K Ktne Sube Hyn

Pathan:
4

Teachr:
Good
Pehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia Hy
Chalo Ab Un K Naam Batao

Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junob..
















LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,
Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay.

Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h
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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.














Phool wala:
Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen

Admi:
meri koi girl frnd nhn

Phol wala:
phr apni mengatar k lia lejyen

Admi:
meri koi mengatar bi nhn

Phol wala:
phr apni biwi k lia lejyen

Admi:
meri koi biwi b nhn

Phol wala:
Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja..